Gather around the campfire and I'll tell you a scary story! Once upon a time, in this very forest, a group of campers were very hungry! One brave outdoors-person tried roasting a marshmallow in the fire and sticking it together with chocolate and graham crackers into a gooey, fudgy, awesome sandwich! Lo and behold, it was delicious! So delicious that they didn't just want more, they needed more! Spooky!
Yes, their mouths were so full of melty, sweet goodness that they couldn't convey their urgent cravings! "Some more!" they tried to say, but only the garbled "s'more" came out! They traveled from campsite to campsite, but nobody could help because no one could understand what they were saying!
It was years before someone decided to just call the concoction a "S'more". If you listen very carefully you can still hear their happy munching to this very day! Oooooooooo! 15 squishy inches of unintelligible noms, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up! squish